When the US first started the space program, National Aeronautics and Space Administration requested scientists to invent a special pen for Astros. The specific requirements are following: 1. the pen must be operated in all directions; including upwards or downwards; 2. the pen can be used in vacuum or zero gravity condition 3. the pen [...]
My wife thought hospital overcharged us. Doctor had to remind her, “remember, we paid eight home visits when your son had measles .” My wife refuted, “please also don’t forget, it was my son who transmitted the measles to more than 100 kids in school!”
“Boss!” The owner of a little drug store moved his head and saw a strangely dressed girl standing in front of the counter. “Give me 30 boxes of regular condoms.” Said the girl. She then threw two 100 dollar bills at the counter. The owner looked at her for a moment and said, “Total three [...]
Boss calls secretary: I will take you to Las Vegas. Please get ready. Secretary calls husband: I will have a business trip with my boss to Las Vegas. Husband calls mistress: My wife won’t be home for next few days. You can come. Mistress calls her home-schooling student: No classes for next few days. Student [...]
South Carolina governor Mark Sanford appeared in the state building to hold a news conference last Wednesday, after a week long disappearance from public eyes. Sanford’s disappearance alone is enough to make a hot topic in the news media, especially when his family didn’t know where he was. During the conference on Wednesday, he made the hot topic explosive [...]
