When the US first started the space program, National Aeronautics and Space Administration requested scientists to invent a special pen for Astros. The specific requirements are following:
1. the pen must be operated in all directions; including upwards or downwards;
2. the pen can be used in vacuum or zero gravity condition
3. the pen must not need [...]
My wife thought hospital overcharged us.
Doctor had to remind her, “remember, we paid eight home visits when your son had measles .”
My wife refuted, “please also don’t forget, it was my son who transmitted the measles to more than 100 kids in school!”
“Boss!”
The owner of a little drug store moved his head and saw a strangely dressed girl standing in front of the counter.
“Give me 30 boxes of regular condoms.” Said the girl. She then threw two 100 dollar bills at the counter.
The owner looked at her for a moment and said, “Total three hundred, you only [...]
