“Boss!”

The owner of a little drug store moved his head and saw a strangely dressed girl standing in front of the counter.

“Give me 30 boxes of regular condoms.” Said the girl. She then threw two 100 dollar bills at the counter.

The owner looked at her for a moment and said, “Total three hundred, you only gave me two.”

The girl quickly responded, “Come on. I am a wholesaler. You know, I got volume. Don’t give me damn retail price.”

The owner shook his head and took 30 boxes from shelf, asked with curiosity, “How long will take you to use them all?”

The girl replied proudly, “Two months. I have lots of customers.”

“Wah, you got a really intensive job.” Sighed the owner.

“What did you say?” The girl apparently wasn’t happy to hear that.

The owner said, “sorry, I mean you work really hard.”

The girl seemed satisfied.

The owner checked both 100 dollar bills with a marker and found one was not real money. He handed it back to her and said, “Sorry, this one is fake.”

The girl screamed, “Fake? F—, I was raped again!”