While back when economy was still good, I had a trip to China with a friend of mine. Out host over there showed Briefcasegreat hospitality. They provided  top class room and board and even gave each of us a gift before our departure.

The gifts were two briefcases stamped with our names. Luckily I got a black case but what he had was in purple. 

At the last banquet of the trip, he accepted the gift with great appreciations to the host but immediately turned his head to me and said, “how I am going to carry this shit on the streets back home?”

He lives in San Francisco.