Want to know how to annoy your coworkers effectively?  I can give you some advices. These are surefire ways  to make your coworkers look forward to your last day at work.

1.Talk loud on your cell phone … especially in the bathroom

Your co-workers don’t really want to listen to your cell phone conversations. Your personal conversations can only entertain yourself, not anyone else. Particularly, talking loud in the bathroom will make other people very uncomfortable.

2. Take credits from your co-workers

Whenever your boss congratulates you for a job well done, please don’t mention you had help from your coworkers no matter how much they had done for you. Just pretend you have accomplished on your own.

3. Come to work while sick

If you catch a cold or have a stomach virus, please come to work and spread it around. I am sure your coworkers will call in for sick soon.

4. Share everything you know with your coworkers

Just consider your coworkers are a curious bunch, so go ahead share all your personal information with them. If they don’t want to listen , just say to them: “information is never enough in the modern age”.

5. Keep talking to your coworkers about religion and politics

As different people may have different religions and political views, you should always try to influence theirs with yours. If you wish to annoy them in a hurry, just make sure they know why your beliefs are the only right ones.

6. Keep telling your coworkers the newest dirty jokes

Certainly jokes can make people laugh and relaxed. But not everyone likes dirty jokes. So telling dirty jokes could be an effective way to make your coworkers stay away from you. As a bonus, they may accuse you of sexual harassment someday.

7. Spam your coworkers…..hard

Nowadays, people are so easy to get annoyed by spam emails. So, you should write or forward tons of useless emails to all your co-workers. Contents don’t matter; volume is the King. Chain letters, jokes, petitions…. Send them all. Surely, they’ll be thinking of you while hitting that delete key repeatedly.

8. Make some audible noises when chewing your gum

Nothing sounds as yummy as the noise made by someone cracking their chewing gum and smacking their lips. This certainly will drive your coworkers crazy.

9. Don’t finish the work with your duty

If you don’t do your job, your coworkers will have to do it for. They might be okay with once or twice. So you have to give them chances to cover your work on a regular basis.

10. Talk down to your coworkers  

Yes, just keep thinking that talking down to your coworkers will build yourself up. Acting like a boss will help you to annoy your coworkers quickly.