The great fun with words I have heard of: an Italian in Malta. Here are the excerpts. One day Ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina Morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. [...]
Use navigation buttons on the image above to play the slideshow: We always hear the rules” from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. Total length: 28 pages
I had nothing better to do, so I went to Yahoo Answer to find some questions to answer. This one came to my attention: “what does your breath smell like?” I thought I could somehow score a “best” answer and earn couple easily Yahoo points. Unfortunately, 17 answers had already been there, 5 minutes after [...]
The male teacher in a girls’ school asked the science class: “Who can tell me what organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated? Mary, can you tell me?” Mary blushed furiously as she stood up. Then replied, “Sir, how dare you ask such a question? I will complain [...]
BORN BEFORE 1989? If measuring by today’s regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 60′s, 70′s and early 80′s probably shouldn’t have survived, because our baby cots were covered with brightly colored lead-based paint. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, or latches on doors or cabinets and it was [...]
A girl sat under a tree and played with her dog. Two guys were chatting cross street. Guy A: “See, that girl is so damn arrogant, no body can make her dead face change expression.” Guy B: “I don’t think so.” Guy A: “If you could have even a little communication with her, you are [...]
One day, a pretty girl wearing a tight fit mini skirt went for shopping. Two hours later, she carried two big bags of goodies and waited at a busy bus stop. When the bus came, she found herself in an embarrassing situation – couldn’t step up to the bus as the skirt was too tight. [...]